You have now gotten the memo.
Don't miss next week's installment: Our Friend, Gravity!
Here's a sneak peek!
He's the one who pulls the food off your spoon onto your lap when you hold it upside down!
He's the one who makes you crack your head on the floor when you walk backwards off the edge of the chair!
He's the one that pours the contents of upturned food bowls and drink cups onto the floor!
He's the one that makes balls and toys come hit you in the head when you throw them up in the air!
He's the one that makes Mommy's... uh, never mind.
Basically if it was up, and then it went or is going down, you can blame him.
He's kinda like a floor magnet.
Knowledge is half the battle!
Tune in to next week's edition for techniques on avoiding incidents thanks to this ubiquitous and pesky force!
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