Friday, May 02, 2008

conspiracy theory #1

I think Weight Watchers got together with Christie to make sabotage packaging. It is singularly the most noisy plastic to manipulate that I can think of, making access to the cookies an affair of volumous announcement.

In other words, you can't get them quietly, no way, no how. There is no hiding it.
Everyone in the house will know -
JEN IS GETTING A COOKIE.
*crinkle*crackle*rumple*
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
*crack*smoosh*gerkl*

This is not helpful.

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